Maybe the quircks that come with renting are normal, but if you have not rented in a while it may be annoying!
For those who do not know we are renting a house with the basement as a seperate unit. So we only have to share with one family. However, my complaints are huge!
I hate out landlord, he is quite a jerk. He does not care what happens in this house as long as we pay the rent on time. Getting him to fix things is a joke and he thinks he still has rights to come into the house when he wants. Yea it is lovely.
Now the family that lives below us.
First, they are slobs. By their back door is a pile of garbage sacks (not so sure what is in them), kids shoes, tool box, fishing poles, and on occasion empty beer bottles left on the porch.
Second, we rented somewhere that allows pets and has a little yard. We agreed to take care of the yard in exchange for $50 off the rent. It is a small yard so I thought piece of cake. Well the neighbors below us have a huge dog, not cute little one like Bogie, they have a huge dog. Huge dogs mean huge poop and we clean it. No they do not clean up after their own dog we get to.
Third, when we take care of the yard we usually have to pick up all of the kid toys off the yard.
all of this is nothing compared to my last complaint. They smoke. At first they would smoke outside, but right by the windows. If the window was opened it would come inside, but the smell would only last for a little while. Well they are from Arizona and it is getting a little chilly in the mornings and evenings so they have began to smoke in the house. Matt has commented that at times things from the house smell like smoke. One day I came home and our house smelled so bad. It smelt as if we had smoked in there. So I bought two frebreeze noticeables. I am not sure if any of you have used them, but they are pretty strong and you can always smell them because the smell changes. In fact we have one in our house in Idaho Falls and it is almost overpowering when you walk in.
Well I have two up and this house is much smaller than our house in Idaho Falls. Well I can't smell the smoke as bad, but I also cannot smell the Febreeze. It is as if the Febreeze is working overtime to keep the house smelling good!
However, we have began to look at houses to buy. Ours still has not sold, but we are looking non the less!
Friday, September 19, 2008
The Joys of Renting
Posted by Robbie at 8:04 AM
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7 comments:
I can totally sympathize with you! It wasn't too long ago that we were renters too and this just brings back horrible memories, smoke and all. Just be thankful that you don't have a meth lab under you (hopefully!). Even now we have issues with other people's big dog poop in our yard. Those darn neighbors!
oh girl... that blows... mostly about the smoke.
Look at you... high roller, buying two house. Have you guys thought about renting the IF house?
by the way... I MISS YOUR GUTS AND I LOVE LOVE LOVE you...
purchase stink bombs. place them near their windows when you break them open.
The smell of sulfur is way better than smoke any day.
Then when they come to complain to you about it you can just let them know you would prefer the smell of stink bombs to them.
I've been thinking about your situation.
The problem is fairly straight forward: they are making you uncomfortable in your living situation.
The solution is also fairly straight forward: You must make them feel uncomfortable as well.
For instance
- Pick up their dogs poop, put it on their porch in front of the door. They should get the hint.
- Send those Mormon missionaries to their house. Tell the missionaries to use your name and let them know that you want your neighbors to know of your concern for them.
- Odors have a funny way of falling. Mostly because they are heavier than air. Find something foul smelling and put it outside near their window. Perhaps you could find a foul smelling plant. That would make it a legitimate outside guest.
- Give them gift baskets with bars of soap.
- Smile at them every chance you get.
- Park obnoxiously close to them. When they complain just reply in an airhead sort of way, "Oh my golly gracious me. I'm so sorry."
Don't let them get the worst of you. Let them get the BEST of you!
One thing I forgot to add
- Learn to play the Bagpipes
I LOVE all of Clifford's ideas! Those crack me up!!!
I will for sure come to a bag pipe concert!
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